George: "They transmuted me Jerry! Transmuted me!"
Jerry: "I know you needed cash but you can't just sign up for any old alchemical experiment! Those guys got no guild!"
Elaine: "Look on the bright side. Now that you're made of pure mercury, you can sleep in a barrel. Save a ton on rent."
(Kramer enters)
Kramer: Jerry! Jerry! Constantinople just fell to Mehmed II!


